The Pervert Gods!!!

Did you know lord Shiva and lord Vishnu were gays! And lord Brahma, (Uhmm let me put this in an appropraite way) had an "Intercourse" with her own daughter!

WAIT!!!

Before leaving the page at this point of time and asking me to remove the post, go through the content. Maybe you discover something...

Let me steer you through the story now, The story of our Creation as written in the Vedas...

The story begins with nothing, absolutely nothing, the way it was when the first god "Brahma" was born or formed, one can never say for sure. Must have been too difficult for him. Imagine you are born in a land of nothing, with the power to create everything, but you don't know What/Why/How/Where....? Unending questions... And as the story progresses, the Creator Brahma learns to build meaningful objects and invents the earth. But the job was tiresome! So he invented some helpers, the other gods to help him. Thats when he did the biggest mistake in his life. He invented a girl! No,no,no ... if you are thinking this was his biggest mistake you are wrong!

But before i tell what was wrong, I ask you a question. would you forgive a mistake if it leads to Creation? Specially , if The "something" which was created was YOU?

In the biggest love story of the millenium, presenting to you - Lord Brahma as Brahma himself, and Lordess Saraswati, created by Brahma himself ( which makes her his daughter, rite??? )...

Hmm, so Brahma invented Saraswati, and gave her the power of Knowledge (and lost his logics i suppose :\ ) and fell in love with her. He approached her with all his Lust... oops Love. Seeing this Saraswati was shocked! "How could my father, my creator have such desires for me?" - she thought and started running, running away from Brahma and in and around the earth. But Brahma didn't give up. He started running too. To evade Brahma, Saraswati started changing her forms with her vast knowledge. And how could Brahma fall behind. He too changed his forms, just to be in touch with Saraswati. From primitive forms they changed to paranormal forms, Brahma keeping pace with Saraswati , the creator along with knowledge, always ensuring to complete the pair. Every life form was invented ensuring a perfect couple was always formed. Now, this point also reveals the fact, why the vedas speak of Gods being in every form. So, if you see yourself in the mirror today, you can imagine you are the form of Brahma, which he took to attract your form of Saraswati. Have i just explained the concept of "The One"!!! And finally you conclude, may be the earth was after all, a creation of a povert god, and the world is a divine comedy!
Now, if you are wondering why i called Lord Shiva and Vishnu as gays, you will soon in my next post...

Twenty Four Hours

Chapter-2
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15 July,1993 ,the young doctor walked excitedly in the galleries of The Princeton Institute Of Genetic Studies.It had always been his dream to come to this great institute.Years of hard work and countless sleepless nights,and he was finally here.He was dreaming with open eyes.

They called him the maniac, for he would sit in the library the whole day,reading those freaky old books with enthusiasm as a five years old would read his fairy tales.No signs of food or water taken,they thought he had chosen death to be his destiny.They didn't knew till now that Dr.Henry Rogers would give a new meaning to the word "destiny".

Five months passed,the doctors saw a shift in Dr.Rogers' interests.His long hours in the library were replaced by long hours to his new found residency,'Princeton Advanced Genetic Lab'.No one had any clue what he did there all day.

Riboxavic di-colli-143 had shown positive replication reply over the epidermal sample layer the doctor had prepared last week.If it was someone other than the brilliant doctor,he would have no clue what it meant.But,a wide smile in the face of Dr.Rogers a rather emotionless fellow, meant there was something exceptionally wonderful going on over there.

All the previous samples had been negative over the epidermal layer tissue sample,taken from his very own skin.But this di-colli family was different from all other bacilli.Not only that it showed a positive response the rate of replication was almost double.The only problem was that the speedy rate meant that the replication would be astonishing for some period but the bacilli would ultimately consume the sample tissue in the process of symbiotic replication and then the entire sample would be oxidised as if it were never there.

Twenty Four Hours

Chapter-1
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If it were any other day Henry Rogers143 would have certainly liked it.Nothing more beautiful like a light drizzle in the morning.But all the things around him appeared fake to him,a betrayal.What else can he think when his primary basis of existence was shaken.He felt he was in a dream,a nightmare would me more appropriate for it.
Yesterday was a happy day.He was working in his lab,a nice and healthy man.Never admitted to the hospital,never taken a pill.It was just a lesion in the upper half of his right arm was the cause of trouble.Although it didn't pained,he wouldn't have cared of it if Dr.Henry Rogers sr. wasn't so particular about it.He never understood why he was so worried after seeing the legion in the first place.
Dr. Rogers looked pathetic today.He had asked Henry to come to his office.No one knew what had made him so terrible today.Always a free soul,he had never looked tense before.

Henry could remember Dr. Rogers as long as his memory veins went.Never,knew about his actual parents,Henry had always looked upon the old doctor as his father.Although Henry looked a replica,an exact look alike of Dr.Rogers obviously much younger ,he had always wondered how it could be that the doctor wasnt actually related to him,atleast he said so.But it didnt mattered since the old man had always cared about Henry.

Henry reached Dr.Rogers office at 2:05 p.m.It was late.The doctors always so punctual was waiting for Henry.Henry had seen him growing furious in the past if he was late for any appointments.But,today he was silent.He had some medical reports in his hands of some patient.
Suddenly,Henry eye's read the names on the brown envelope of the report.
"Subject:Henry Rogers143,male:22".
The doctor had conducted some tests on him three days ago after Henry had told him about the legion.May be that is why he was so worried ,Henry thought.Never seen his child sick may be doctor Rogers was takin the legion far too seriously.
Henry was soon going to know something that would sweep the floor benith him away from his eyes.
"So,my reports have come",Henry said..."Everything fine".
"Henry, i want to tell you a story today i never told you about.",the doctor said...
"But sir,what about my reports"...
"Son,...listen to me,its more important...
you will know everything today"...

The doctor was going to tell Henry the most horrifying story of his life...

The Promise

The last story i wrote won me some mixed comments.Some say its fine,while others say it was completely childish.But,the thing i liked was that they actually read it once.
So here is a promise for all the visitors i have.I will sincerely try to improve my writings from the next blog and you too have to sincerely and critically observe the manuscript.
Cheers!!!

Happily Ever After

Once upon a time,not very long ago lived a mighty king.Everything in the kingdom was peaceful and ideal.
There was a huge ideal army,led my ideal stubborn generals with ideal big moustaches.There were ideal peasants and the ideal normals,who led their not so happy.not so sad, ideal lives.There was an ideal beautiful princess,who was loved dearly by an ideal prince charming.And there was,the shadowed creature,loathed by all a cruel,ideal villain.
However,the real world is not an utopia,the ideal land.The story would have followed the ideal course if it were written on children's tale book.But we are talking in the real dimensions.So,here is how it goes actually...

The princess was as beautiful as sunrise,more beautiful than all the beautiful maids and heroines of child's fairy tales book, a result of constant treatment of natural herbs,but the worst part was that she knew it.At college she was the queen of all hearts,and lives of proms,and the cause of dismay for all other beauties.She grew stubborn day by day.

The prince charming had always been so charming since he ever knew.Once it was known that a boy in their kingdom was more charming than the prince.He was never seen in the kingdom from the next day.And so,there he was,the master of good looks and bearer of the princely valour.He had so far married six beauties of six different kingdoms and was now in sincere howsover short love of the princess.

And then there was a villain.Born in the house of a poor maid,he had to work for his food as long as he could remember.He learnt the art of swords from a soldier,who used to come to his house every night,no one knew why.One day they learnt that he killed the soldier.He was immediately taken to the prison.No one heard his say,when he pleaded that he had killed to save his mother.But,who'd hear a villain.They prosecuted his mother in front of his eyes.
And he was to be beheaded next year since other cases were pending.

The days were passing in distress for the villain,till that fortunate day.It was the prison day.
The princess was asked to pay a visit to the prison by her father.So,that the prisoners would die in envy,what beautiful things they were missing outside.However,it worked otherwise for the villain.He at once fell in love with the princess.They say that you cant measure love,but it was surely more than what the prince had in her heart for the princess.

One night he listened the fellow cellmates speaking each other about the conspiracy against the princess.They were going to kill the princess after breaking their cells next week.The villain was outraged.He wanted to kill those bastards maniacs.But he didnt knew how to.He thought day and night and reached a conclusion.Though not a very bright idea but it usually works for the villains.
He decided to break free from the prison,kidnap the princess and warn her about the dangers.
So as planned he freed himself from the prison,using methods which villains like to keep secret and proceeded towards the castle where the princess lived.
A minute past the midnight he sneaked into the princess room,and silently got her hand over the princess.
The villain had planned chloroform,but it wasnt necessary since the princess was in deep sleep.After a late night party not even a bomb could awake her.So,there she was the beautiful princess kidnapped by the cruel villain.The cruel villain rode her in her horse to a place, not so far away,but a safer one.He thought he could easily explain the conspiracy to her the next morning after she wakes up.

The next day the entire kingdom was in crisis.Everyone was worried since they had not seen the beautiful princess the entire day,and equally angry at the rascal villain who had swept away the beautiful face from amidst them.

When the prince charming came to knew about the princess he was not able to consume the post supper meal he was planning to have.He had to do something.He couldnt just let the princess and her father's wealth which came with her away so easily.It was worth a fight.He ordered at once the troop to get prepared.From methods unaware to the public he discovered the secret location of the villain.He rode the not so far place and reached the villain.

Before the villain could speak a word the prince attacked him.The villain had never seen the prince before.He thought he was a clergy man sent by the conspirer.So he fought back fiercely.
It was first time that the prince knew,he shouldnt have get killed all those brave soldiers,since in the charge of the crime that they were better fighter than the prince.The villain was heavy on the prince.The villain threw the prince on the ground and was going to blow his head off.
It was just then that the miracle happened.The silence was death was replaced by a beautiful yawn.The princess woke.The villain turned to see the beautiful sight.He felt he was in heaven.He could have never imagined something more beautiful than this.
And before he could have thought something more beautiful,darkness replaced his thought.Not a moment to realise what had happened.The prince had beheaded him taking advantage of the situation.The villain lied dead.

The princess wasnt able to comprehend the situation.So much was happening in a moment.But the mighty prince explained everything to the princess,how the villain had kidnapped her,how he had himself left his peace and food in search for her,and how bravely he had killed the villain after a fierce battle.
The princess was impressed.She kissed him.It was a long kiss,longer than what she had last night.The prince drove her in his horse to his kingdom where they were married and got the princess' father's half kingdom in return.
And so the beautiful princess,the prince charming and his six beautiful maids lived happily ever after....whatever it means.

The Human Thing

This is my second day in the spot and i am already loving it.Thanx to my friends to give me the idea of writting here.
It's a beautiful day out here but i am still here doing the class.I know the class is not worth a penny but i still come here everyday, hoping to learn something new.I can't help it out.Its a human thing, you always expect something even if you know there is going to be nothing out there.We go out in the mid of a desert for searching a flower.
Whatever it may be,the truth is that i can't go out , enjoy the day and chill out.

The movie sees you

Sometimes while watching a movie , i feel its not only us who watch it but it sees us too , it watches our moves , it feels us and reflect it back to us. It shows us how we have been living . And the one which replicates it as close to our lives appeals us.

One such movie i saw today was "The Little Manhattan". I felt it was sketched over me. It went so parallel to my life that i was really amazed . Really, movies are the reflections of life!