Thursday, June 12, 2008

Happily Ever After


Once upon a time,not very long ago lived a mighty king.Everything in the kingdom was peaceful and ideal.
There was a huge ideal army,led my ideal stubborn generals with ideal big moustaches.There were ideal peasants and the ideal normals,who led their not so happy.not so sad, ideal lives.There was an ideal beautiful princess,who was loved dearly by an ideal prince charming.And there was,the shadowed creature,loathed by all a cruel,ideal villain.
However,the real world is not an utopia,the ideal land.The story would have followed the ideal course if it were written on children's tale book.But we are talking in the real dimensions.So,here is how it goes actually...

The princess was as beautiful as sunrise,more beautiful than all the beautiful maids and heroines of child's fairy tales book, a result of constant treatment of natural herbs,but the worst part was that she knew it.At college she was the queen of all hearts,and lives of proms,and the cause of dismay for all other beauties.She grew stubborn day by day.

The prince charming had always been so charming since he ever knew.Once it was known that a boy in their kingdom was more charming than the prince.He was never seen in the kingdom from the next day.And so,there he was,the master of good looks and bearer of the princely valour.He had so far married six beauties of six different kingdoms and was now in sincere howsover short love of the princess.

And then there was a villain.Born in the house of a poor maid,he had to work for his food as long as he could remember.He learnt the art of swords from a soldier,who used to come to his house every night,no one knew why.One day they learnt that he killed the soldier.He was immediately taken to the prison.No one heard his say,when he pleaded that he had killed to save his mother.But,who'd hear a villain.They prosecuted his mother in front of his eyes.
And he was to be beheaded next year since other cases were pending.

The days were passing in distress for the villain,till that fortunate day.It was the prison day.
The princess was asked to pay a visit to the prison by her father.So,that the prisoners would die in envy,what beautiful things they were missing outside.However,it worked otherwise for the villain.He at once fell in love with the princess.They say that you cant measure love,but it was surely more than what the prince had in her heart for the princess.

One night he listened the fellow cellmates speaking each other about the conspiracy against the princess.They were going to kill the princess after breaking their cells next week.The villain was outraged.He wanted to kill those bastards maniacs.But he didnt knew how to.He thought day and night and reached a conclusion.Though not a very bright idea but it usually works for the villains.
He decided to break free from the prison,kidnap the princess and warn her about the dangers.
So as planned he freed himself from the prison,using methods which villains like to keep secret and proceeded towards the castle where the princess lived.
A minute past the midnight he sneaked into the princess room,and silently got her hand over the princess.
The villain had planned chloroform,but it wasnt necessary since the princess was in deep sleep.After a late night party not even a bomb could awake her.So,there she was the beautiful princess kidnapped by the cruel villain.The cruel villain rode her in her horse to a place, not so far away,but a safer one.He thought he could easily explain the conspiracy to her the next morning after she wakes up.

The next day the entire kingdom was in crisis.Everyone was worried since they had not seen the beautiful princess the entire day,and equally angry at the rascal villain who had swept away the beautiful face from amidst them.

When the prince charming came to knew about the princess he was not able to consume the post supper meal he was planning to have.He had to do something.He couldnt just let the princess and her father's wealth which came with her away so easily.It was worth a fight.He ordered at once the troop to get prepared.From methods unaware to the public he discovered the secret location of the villain.He rode the not so far place and reached the villain.

Before the villain could speak a word the prince attacked him.The villain had never seen the prince before.He thought he was a clergy man sent by the conspirer.So he fought back fiercely.
It was first time that the prince knew,he shouldnt have get killed all those brave soldiers,since in the charge of the crime that they were better fighter than the prince.The villain was heavy on the prince.The villain threw the prince on the ground and was going to blow his head off.
It was just then that the miracle happened.The silence was death was replaced by a beautiful yawn.The princess woke.The villain turned to see the beautiful sight.He felt he was in heaven.He could have never imagined something more beautiful than this.
And before he could have thought something more beautiful,darkness replaced his thought.Not a moment to realise what had happened.The prince had beheaded him taking advantage of the situation.The villain lied dead.

The princess wasnt able to comprehend the situation.So much was happening in a moment.But the mighty prince explained everything to the princess,how the villain had kidnapped her,how he had himself left his peace and food in search for her,and how bravely he had killed the villain after a fierce battle.
The princess was impressed.She kissed him.It was a long kiss,longer than what she had last night.The prince drove her in his horse to his kingdom where they were married and got the princess' father's half kingdom in return.
And so the beautiful princess,the prince charming and his six beautiful maids lived happily ever after....whatever it means.

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